Here's a thought. I had an audition today that required a sports jersey, which I do not own. Subsequently, I borrowed one, and what I discovered is this: While most boys may not give two thoughts to their daily appearance or wardrobe, if they own a Jersey, they LOVE IT. "If you wreck this, you die." How they appear everyday, whatever, but the JERSEY, look out.

That jersey that's reserved for boisterous, intoxicated behavior at sports bars and arenas? Don't mess it up.